3.9 · 56 votes
Their most read quotes
3.0 · 28 votes · 147 reads
4.2 · 25 votes
Nature
I don't believe in an after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.3.9 · 16 votes · 127 reads
Feelings
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.4.0 · 37 votes · 53 reads
Nature
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead.4.7 · 34 votes · 149 reads
Nature
I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.4.8 · 11 votes · 135 reads
Thought and Reason
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.3.5 · 59 votes · 172 reads
Nature
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.3.4 · 56 votes · 126 reads
Society
The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf won't get much sleep..4.7 · 32 votes · 150 reads
Thought and Reason
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.4.6 · 64 votes · 131 reads
Thought and Reason
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.4.5 · 37 votes · 157 reads