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Thought and Reason
After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.4.7 · 33 votes · 66 reads
Thought and Reason
An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it is also more nourishing.3.6 · 39 votes · 111 reads
Society
Archbishop - A Christian ecclesiastic of a rank superior to that attained by Christ.3.7 · 53 votes · 87 reads
Thought and Reason
Before a man speaks, it is always safe to assume that he is a fool. After he speaks it is seldom necessary to assume.3.0 · 62 votes · 37 reads
Thought and Reason
Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.3.1 · 54 votes · 23 reads
Government and Politics
Democracy is also a form of religion. It is the worship of jackals by jackasses.3.3 · 6 votes · 189 reads
Government and Politics
Democracy is the theory that the common people know what They want, and deserve to get it good and hard.4.4 · 11 votes · 2 reads
Feelings
Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.4.9 · 37 votes · 157 reads
Thought and Reason
For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong.3.0 · 25 votes · 84 reads
Government and Politics
I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing.5.0 · 27 votes · 169 reads
Art and Culture
I write in order to attain that feeling of tension relieved and function achieved which a cow enjoys on giving milk.4.3 · 34 votes · 55 reads
Society
If I ever marry it will be on a sudden impulse, as a man shoots himself.3.7 · 47 votes · 118 reads
Thought and Reason
It is a sin to believe evil of others, but it is seldom a mistake.4.0 · 34 votes · 22 reads
Thought and Reason
It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.5.0 · 56 votes · 75 reads
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