3.9 · 50 votes · 131 reads
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5.0 · 36 votes · 173 reads
Government and Politics
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.3.0 · 47 votes · 28 reads
Thought and Reason
Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion.3.3 · 47 votes · 55 reads
Government and Politics
Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work.4.6 · 30 votes · 17 reads
Government and Politics
Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.4.4 · 38 votes · 40 reads
Government and Politics
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.3.6 · 46 votes · 73 reads
Various
I wonder if it isn't just cowardice instead of generosity that makes us give tips.3.9 · 59 votes · 173 reads
Government and Politics
I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!4.6 · 21 votes · 106 reads
Thought and Reason
If you ever injected truth into politics you would have no politics.4.0 · 41 votes · 96 reads
Society
Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf.4.6 · 46 votes · 46 reads
Society
My ancestors didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they were there to meet the boat.4.0 · 20 votes · 178 reads
Government and Politics
One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next.4.4 · 21 votes · 167 reads
Thought and Reason
Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain't saying anything.4.5 · 18 votes · 70 reads
Government and Politics
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.3.8 · 23 votes · 179 reads
Government and Politics
Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.4.7 · 22 votes · 35 reads
Various
So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.3.5 · 56 votes · 112 reads
Society
The Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.4.9 · 5 votes · 82 reads
Society
The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole?3.9 · 27 votes · 131 reads
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